By Ivan S.
Are you having a bad day? If so, these jokes are just for you. :)
I know 10 facts about you and I don’t even know you.
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can’t say the letter ‘m’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You’re smiling.
Fact 6: You’re smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You’re smiling again.
Fact 10: You just got a bit happier.
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look! I’m about to change.
Q: Why are frogs are so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Q: What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?
A: Lookin’ a little pail there.
Q: Why do chicken coops always have two doors?
A: With four, they’d be chicken sedans.
Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?
A: A little hoarse.